20 May 2004

movie: troy

well, i saw troy a couple of days ago. generally i think it is acceptable, except that it could of been so much shorter (although not as short as 15 minutes.) i thought there was an awful lot of men wearing skirts and brad pitt's arse. the trojan horse was pretty unspectacular and i thought we could of used more time with the trojan horse, and cutting out the bits in the beginning. i thought helen (supposedly the most beautiful woman on earth) was pretty good, orlando bloom was a pussy, eric bana (hector) was actually the best one in the movie, although closely followed by brad pitt (achillies.)

in short, its like a 21st century movie shot in a 1970's style.

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