10 Jan 2005

DO NOT SPEND MONEY TO SEE ALEXANDER



this is a public service announcement. do not spend your hard earned cash on the three hour snooze-fest known as "Alexander." i can summarise the movie for you in a sentence:


"an old man talks about some gay bastard child who becomes king and runs away from his mum to get trampled on by elephants in india."


there's lots of men getting it on, and other men getting it on, and blood. there are no twists, characters, nothing.


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